Avengers
In brief:
A COCK-SIZE CONTEST
In detail:
A HIGH BUDGET COCK-SIZE CONTEST
Hello, welcome to the personal blog of MyDearHolmes.----->
My name's Johanne (nickname: Ebi) and I'll be posting my own original stuff here. A forward warning: most of it will be random shit.He’s a beauty.
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Okay: I’m going to get in shape.
THE PLAN!!
check check checkeroo….
#uncle says that he’s made banana splits

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i should really consider legally changing my name, so i can finally get rid of my canadian name and my first middle name. i’m tired of people referring to me as “stephanie,” just because it’s my legal first name, but most of the time, i feel like it would be rude to correct them.
plus, i still have no idea why on earth my dad thought it would be ok to name me after his ex-girlfriend?
Just do it, do it before you get your degree, so your degree will have your cool name on it. Also, when the Can-lit prof called for Stephanie and you responded, I was very confused. You don’t look like a Stephanie and I didn’t know you by that name.
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Going to watch the Hunger Games tomorrow with my Grandmother. I think she’s more excited than I am, which is an amazing feat.
I’ve decided that we’re going to sneak a loaf of bread in the theatre and eat that instead of popcorn.
bread makes you fat.
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