So I was at this party and this guy was telling a joke at my expense. Whatever, I’m pretty cool enough with it and he was doing this with all the party guests.
So anyway he half joking half insultingly suggests that I suck a lot of cock.
I look him dead in the eye and without a beat I say “masterfully.”
He couldn’t do shit after that. He came to a full stop. probably imagining crazy sex fantasies. He can’t call me a cocksuker. I just admitted to being the Cocksuker King!
Never mind that I’m a virgin who has never touched a penis in my life and might be a lesbian.